HOW TO CATCH A FEVER

I've been searching and searching for something on the internet to quench my every growing thirst for knowledge and social activities. Lately a lot of stuff is boring me and I'm getting kinda complacent with people's tweets and facebook statuses. I'm getting kinda sick of all the social networking's lackluster efforts to stay relevant and its almost as if I'm getting a fever... and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!